• MattD2
    32
    I have a story of a site supervisor that was feed-up with people just signing the JSA without reading it, so...

    One day he gathers his crew around the normal morning toolbox circle to talk about the days work, while the JSA is passed around to read and sign. Once everyone has signed on to the JSA he leads his crew around the corner to a shipping container used to store small parts for the work (valves, bolts, those type of things). Once inside the supervisor stands in the doorway, blocking their escape...
    He pulls the JSA back out, hands it to one of the crew and asks him to start reading the tasks details "again"...

    "All crew will report to the parts container to collect tools, equipment, parts for the days work; Hazards.... / Controls...."

    Next line "Once inside the container all crew will immediately remove their clothes; Hazards - slips/trips/falls.... / Controls...."

    ..."Once all crew are naked they shall be requi.... :scream:"

    After that day no-one on his crew would sign any JSA without first reading the entire thing!
  • Steve H
    9
    In response to an absence of a sense of humour and censorship there will be no more posts from me on the Frivoulous Friday thread.Andrew

    Don't let the earnest wear you down mate, we'll bombard them with humour and until they bloody well laugh and get the point of this thread.
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  • Jono Johnson
    24
    "Operators are to ensure they have a clear view of the path ahead of them"
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  • Michael Wilson
    43
    A song for you all on Friday. The High Vis Anthem - by Wolfe Brothers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXKCaUfvm8U
  • Trudy Downes
    11
    There is a whole lot of serious in the world.
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  • Michael Wilson
    43
    One day early Trudy. Stop it!
  • Steve H
    9
    Nah Trudy, caption needs a tweak " try as I might, I just can't get to grips with CPR":smile: .
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